Come on, you knew utensil innovation couldn’t end with the spork, right? Introducing the Knork. By “incorporating critical modifications into the age-old fork design, the Knork enables a user to both cut and spear food using only one utensil.” You might be thinking, “wouldn’t it also slice my tongue?” We thought that too. There’s no mention of it on the Knork site, not even an FAQ, but we’ll assume it’s been asked and answered elsewhere, like in product development. Check it out.