This is for real. It’s not a goof. It’s the Better Marriage Blanket and it’s designed to completely and quickly absorb flatulence odor. Repeat. It traps farts. How is this not an SNL skit? Why do they offer it in beige, the color we imagine farts to be? More importantly, when will they engineer this feature into the Snuggie? Pass the beans honey, we’ve got my flatulence problem covered.