Who needs to know that you can order supplies from diapers.com and have them sent to your hotel? Who cares that only triangular crayons won’t fall off the airplane tray table? Who could save the cost and hassle of parking by paying a babysitter to drive the family to and READ MORE >
Yes, we are poking fun at this Broadsword Umbrella we found on ThinkGeek, but secretly, we admire the creativity. Only $40. We know you’re tempted. We certainly are. “Be dry or die!” Check it out.
One of the great package designs of all time, no one can deny the deep iconic significance of the flip-top cigarette pack. TankBooks pays homage to it with a series of books designed to mimic cigarette packs right down to the size and cellophane sealing. It includes complete and unabridged READ MORE >
What’s really funny here is the fact that we found this “innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables” on the Sears website. Remember Sears, the proudly American company that once produced the venerable Sears Catalog? “…even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop READ MORE >
What milk blog would be complete without a little bacon love? Our man Brendan – The Baron of Bacon – found Maple Bacon Morning™ from Boca Java. “The taste of sweet maple and smoky bacon blend perfectly to create a hearty start to your day.” Oh. Yeah. Check it out.
We’ve featured a lot of great accessory ideas before and couldn’t wait to add these Orwell clutches to the list. Named after the author of Animal Farm, these whimsical clutches from TsuruBride are designed to hold all the essentials and tons of attention.
This is for real. It’s not a goof. It’s the Better Marriage Blanket and it’s designed to completely and quickly absorb flatulence odor. Repeat. It traps farts. How is this not an SNL skit? Why do they offer it in beige, the color we imagine farts to be? More importantly, READ MORE >
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, it’s the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon drifting from your alarm clock. That’s what you get from the Wake n’ Bacon, the deliciously demented invention that begins cooking a strip of frozen bacon 10 minutes before the READ MORE >
Ever wish your car looked old enough to buy beer? Embarrassed when the bouncer at the strip club asks to see your car’s ID? Well, those days are over. Introducing the Carstache. Seriously, we’re not making this up. Some chuckleheads in San Francisco created the Carstache for no other reason READ MORE >
Tired of using the mousepad that doubles as one of your vendors promo pieces? Check out MouseRugs. They really bring a desk together. They’re made using a Lextra Fiber Graphics process that creates a richly-textured surface–with over seven million individual fibers per MouseRug. They also make WristRugs for your laptop. READ MORE >